Most Girls Steal Ashtrays

Caught one of the girls trying to steal an ice bucket full of sweets yesterday, the things you girls can get into a handbag....She was from Croydon....

Coins in your handbag?

Most women have coins rolling around in their handbag, but I found these Roman coins at the bottom of Lizzie's 'titchy' handbag today. I didn't believe I could find anything unusual in such a small bag, but it just goes to show...

Purse, check. Compact hairbrush, check. Assorted drugs, check. Roman coins....

 

 

People showing the contents of their handbags?

There seems to be a lot of people doing videos on YouTube going through their handbags - amazing.
I think what really is amazing is how many girls want to do a YouTube video and they choose this subject as the 1st run - check out a few of them below, they all seem to be pretty dull, but I suppose they take the interesting stuff out 1st....

Pens in handbags

OK - so as a man I totally agree, we never have a pen on us, we ALWAYS turn to our partners and say "have you got a pen on you", and after much scrabbling about in their handbags, one is produced.

Saying that though, why oh why, do you have so many non working pens kicking about in the bottom of your bags? and when you do produce said writing impliment, why is it a novelty item?

There must be something in the female genome, that insists they have multiple novilty pens, either in disturbing shapes or with cuddly bears on the top - even at school the girls had 'fluffy' pencil cases, filled with multicolored pens and pencils, whereas I had a pencil and a pen....

Chantel's handbag, at the Wisborough Fete yesterday, produced a litre of Martini and a Pig Pen (there must be some kind of pun in there...).

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Handbag essentials

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A Pharmacy in a Handbag

I cannot believe how many pharmacutical products you girls trolley around with you, this is the contents of A's bag on Saturday night (she was a tad tipsy so didn't worry abut me and Bob, her boyfriend, tipping it out onto the bench).  There were HRT pills, sleeping pills, nicotine sweets, ohh and mouth fresheners, I am surprised we did not find any horse pills.
I was also a bit confused about the multi charging adapter for the car, why not just leave it in the car???
And another thing, why carry around old train tickets, receipts and empty sunglasses cases, this is all superfluous stuff, find a bin!

Keep brain cells in your handbag?

A National Sales Manager keeps a brain cell in her handbag, it was presented to her by her Sales Team, they thought she obvoiusly needed at least one!

I never knew brain cells looked like that but apparently they do, even the pink color.

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Security in a handbag

This lady has the right kind of security in her handbag, although I think she may be a tad ambitious in her expectations....

I can even see the Amber Leaf tobacco to the left for the post coital smoke...

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Super Mummy's Blog on her handbag contents

My List of the Contents of my Handbag

JULY 26, 2010 LEAVE A COMMENT

It’s Monday, which means it’s a working day, which in turn means I’m guaranteed to find a vast number of oddities in my handbag.  I do tend to change my handbag on Fridays when I go out with the kids, but over the last few months my work bag, change bag and weekend bag have all appeared to morph into one.

A quick handbag audit has thus revealed the following:

1. My purse. Which is a good thing, otherwise I wouldn’t be buying yet more blue milk at Tesco on the way home from work. Or lunch. Or I guess the three teas from Starbucks that I’ll likely need to get me through the afternoon.
2. My nearly-done-hope-to-get-some-more-for-my-birthday bottle of Lola by Marc Jacobs
3. A grey plastic horse that LMB got free with his CBeebies magazine.  It winds up and gallops and everything!
4. A squished clementine and 6 raisins. At least three of them regurgitated. Though not by me, I must add.
5. Car keys.
6. Our camera, which I took to the cinema yesterday. Yes, the cinema. But Super Daddy said no taking photos allowed. Though LPP and I were stealth and did manage to sneak in a cheeky photo beside the massive Toy Story cardboard cut-outs whilst Super Daddy queued for popcorn.
7. Four birthday candles.
8. A plastic spoon.
9. An empty tube of hand cream.
10. A mini pot of Sudocrem.
11. Three biros.
12. A Bob the Builder pull up.
13. My hairbrush. Complete with missing handle.
14. My diary.
15. A half eaten pack of mints.
16. A hastily scribbled list which reads, “Fancy Dress Day 28^th July, Family Fun Day 28^th August, Nursery closed 2^nd August.”  I’m glad there was a nursery reference on that one, otherwise I may have come to the office on the 28^th dressed as Wilma from the Flintstones.

And that’s it.

Which begs the question…”Where is my phone?”

I suspect I’ll find that in LMBs washing basket later!

Intimate Wipes

What the hell are intimate cleaning wipes for?


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Fanny spray

Toe glitter and fanny spray found in Tania’s handbag.


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Quote from a HR Director

“A lady’s handbag is a different concept, full of essential and practical items,let me start you off……piece of Lava from Vesuvius, security pass to underground carpark in Brussels(oops), half a bottle of cava and a toy pistol.”


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What's in a handbag

A good friend of mine gave me the idea for this little blog, as she has (unfortunately) split up from her partner and is left with a ‘man drawer’ in her kitchen that needs to be cleared out, so the questions about what do I do with 3 packets of plasterboard screws would appear on Facebook.

A woman’s handbag has always been a ‘no go’ area for men, don’t ask me why, I have never gone there.  Now I feel empowered enough to brave that journey, go against taboo and venture into a voyage of discovery.

As Captain Kirk said, “to go where no man has gone before”, I will make that voyage and report back; I can foresee many dangers on this trip into the unknown, from physical (broken fingers, handbag battery etc.) to the psychological perils, as yet to be ascertained. 

Wish me luck my friends…

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